FiddyP is giving away a sweet looking pair of Vmoda Vibe ear buds. Just blog about the contest and email Andy for your chance to win. Blog rules and more info at FiddyP Contest. For more info on the buds check out the review at Anythingbutipod.

_Nay_ about a month ago in _Denny’s_.  I was _masticating_ when I realized my _discomfort_ could be seen.  You have probably had that experience before. I felt  _bloated_  , and I knew that soon I would have to _defecate_  .  I was a little worried about  _constipation_.   But then, all of the sudden, I saw _side salad_ coming right towards me!!   I remembered what a cowboy’s wife had told me.   It was very important to  _eat roughage_ and _be regular_.   Before I knew it, I was given the tools and tips to _keep things moving_.  So you see, I really was _in no danger after all_ , and I decided I just had to _have a piece of pie_.

And if that makes Cowboytf laugh I get an extra entry.  If you want to enter more details can be had at the contest post.

The good folks at The Beef Jerky Blog are hosting their first comfort contest ever giving away fuf chairs to two lucky winners…

Two lucky winners will win either a 3.5ft. Medium Fuf Chair or a Large Foof Cube. The contest ends Nov 1 so you have time, but why wait, go enter now.