_Nay_ about a month ago in _Denny’s_.  I was _masticating_ when I realized my _discomfort_ could be seen.  You have probably had that experience before. I felt  _bloated_  , and I knew that soon I would have to _defecate_  .  I was a little worried about  _constipation_.   But then, all of the sudden, I saw _side salad_ coming right towards me!!   I remembered what a cowboy’s wife had told me.   It was very important to  _eat roughage_ and _be regular_.   Before I knew it, I was given the tools and tips to _keep things moving_.  So you see, I really was _in no danger after all_ , and I decided I just had to _have a piece of pie_.

And if that makes Cowboytf laugh I get an extra entry.  If you want to enter more details can be had at the contest post.