_Nay_ about a month ago in _Denny’s_. I was _masticating_ when I realized my _discomfort_ could be seen. You have probably had that experience before. I felt _bloated_ , and I knew that soon I would have to _defecate_ . I was a little worried about _constipation_. But then, all of the sudden, I saw _side salad_ coming right towards me!! I remembered what a cowboy’s wife had told me. It was very important to _eat roughage_ and _be regular_. Before I knew it, I was given the tools and tips to _keep things moving_. So you see, I really was _in no danger after all_ , and I decided I just had to _have a piece of pie_.
And if that makes Cowboytf laugh I get an extra entry. If you want to enter more details can be had at the contest post.
LOL and ewwww!! I got a kick out of that one!! I like the creative thinking too:) Thanks for entering my contest!