_Nay_ about a month ago in _Denny’s_.  I was _masticating_ when I realized my _discomfort_ could be seen.  You have probably had that experience before. I felt  _bloated_  , and I knew that soon I would have to _defecate_  .  I was a little worried about  _constipation_.   But then, all of the sudden, I saw _side salad_ coming right towards me!!   I remembered what a cowboy’s wife had told me.   It was very important to  _eat roughage_ and _be regular_.   Before I knew it, I was given the tools and tips to _keep things moving_.  So you see, I really was _in no danger after all_ , and I decided I just had to _have a piece of pie_.

And if that makes Cowboytf laugh I get an extra entry.  If you want to enter more details can be had at the contest post.

The good folks at The Beef Jerky Blog are hosting their first comfort contest ever giving away fuf chairs to two lucky winners…

Two lucky winners will win either a 3.5ft. Medium Fuf Chair or a Large Foof Cube. The contest ends Nov 1 so you have time, but why wait, go enter now.

Groovy Veg Photo Caption Blog Contest

This is the first contest at Groovy Veg, and great prizes are up for grabs. I scavenged the net last nite looking for a funny and or wacky photo, that needs a caption. So thats right, take a look at the photo below, and beware it is graphic (but in a funny way) and give it a much needed caption.

GREAT PRIZES UP FOR GRABS!

This one is right up my alley.  For two entries, I’m blogging about the contest and adding my own caption: “Chester! Get away from that Stir-Fry Coach!”

Anton over at the Halloween Blog is offering up a $50 prize to a lucky winner. To enter just post about his new blog and the contest post.

Hey, that’s me, but anyway, I’m not entering my own contest, just trying to get the word out.

Profitable Productive Blogging sounds like an oxymoron. Regardless, Cman is giving away fifty bucks for guessing (right or wrong) who his favorite chef is and link with the following link text:

Profitable Productive Blogging is running a contest The Stripping Aristologist where you can win $50 cash and a bonus prize valued at $25. The contest is to guess Cman’s favorite gourmet chef. The winner is picked at random from all entries so you don’t have to be right to win. If the winner is right however, they will win a bonus prize valued at $25.

I’m wondering now if he is swayed by money and will pick Rachel Ray (who self denies her status as a chef) or if the right answer is even on Food TV. I’m going to go out on a limb here and pick someone that pre-dates the Food TV network and pick Julia Child.

DailyWolf.com isn’t so sure it will, but if you enter his contest and get lucky (like in win, not get laid), then you’ll get a chance to find out.

Win a $50 Best Buy Gift Card

Live Learn Invest is running a contest where you can win a $50 Best buy gift card. The contest is sponsored by Ultimate Kilimanjaro who offers private, custom trips for adventurers aspiring to climb kilimanjaro.”

I really don’t think you can get much in the way of mountain climbing gear at Best Buy, but Live Learn Invest is promoting Ultimate Kilimanjaro by offering up a $50 gift card for mentioning their contest and linking to this post. While I have no aspirations to climb a mountain, but I’m sure I can conspire to spend $50 at Best Buy.

New Contest! Win A Very Special Mohair Bear

Just write about something that annoys you and you could win this hand made replica of a vintage bear.

I’d have to say my latest annoyance is people who insist on driving slow in the left lane.  OK, maybe that’s not my latest, but it is an on-going problem.  If it looks like someone wants to pass you, move over.  Thanks,

One Man’s Blog (OMB) is giving away a Sony DCR-SR60 just for linking to one of his blog posts or signing up for email updates.

The camcorder looks pretty sweet with 12x optical zoom, night shot, and a built in 30GB hard drive.  That’s about 7 hours at high quality.  This would be great to use for my stop motion films.

No, not a tuberculosis, a terabyte!

Just tell the Internets what you’d do with a terabyte and ping-back to the contest url.

As for what I’d do with a TB…  I’d replace my near full 320GB backup disk and avoid having to clean out some of my old photos, mp3s and movies for at least another year or so.